- 4x Cans of Chickpeas (Drained)
- A fuck ton of Garlic.
- 2tbps of Sesame Seeds
- ½ cup of 🍋 juice
- ¾ cup of water
- ½ cup of olive oil
- 2 tbps of pine nuts
- ½ Red pepper
- Souls of your vanquished enemies, the more the better.
- “Handful” of coriander and basil
- 1 tsps of;
- Garam Masala
- 2 tsps of Mustard Seeds
- 3 tsps of Maldons Smoked Sea Salt
- 1 tsps of chilli flakes, more if you're not a little bitch.
- Put all the shit above into a food processor. Turn the food processor on. Turn off again when at desired chunkyness.